Yo mama so fat, that when I'm having sex with her I've got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Yo mama so unbelievably fat, that she's the same height sitting down and standing up.
Yo momma so fat,
she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat she break a sweat just breathin'.
Yo momma's a sweet lady.
She'd give you the hair off her back.
Yo mama so fat, when she cut her leg gravy poured out.
yo momma so fat... i forget the rest but your sisters a wh*re!
Yo momma so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo momma so ugly, when she visited the farm the farmer wondered where the hell that ugly ass donkey came from. "I ain't never seen that ugly mule before. Looks like he's probably lame too. Ugly varmint."
Yo momma so short she has to slam dunk her bus token.
Yo momma so short, when she walks through the door people think it must have been a ghost.
Yo momma smell so bad that last time she came over everyone was wondering when the cooked cabbage was going to be ready.
Yo mama so ugly she went to the Zoo and they wouldn't let her back out.
Yo mama so poor she calls Rat Traps 'lunch boxes'.
Yo mama so dirty, every time she volunteers at the soup Giant vibrator the hobos have a whip round.
Yo mama so greasy that she became a 1992 Winter Olympics Luge Gold Medallist despite being so poor she had to sell her sled to buy a plane ticket to France.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-no-it's-coming-toward-us!
...and when they arrived at French customs yo mama was so ugly (even by French standards) that yo Daddy got fined for taking an unleashed wolverine on board an international flight.
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial shot.
Yo mama so dumb she failed her IQ test.