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#476 2013-08-30 14:32:29
#477 2013-08-30 14:33:52
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so fat, that when I'm having sex with her I've got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#478 2013-08-30 14:34:10
#479 2013-08-30 14:35:46
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so unbelievably fat, that she's the same height sitting down and standing up.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#480 2013-08-30 14:35:59
#481 2013-08-30 14:37:37
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- Ivy I.V.
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma so fat,
she got baptized at Sea World.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#482 2013-08-30 14:37:42
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so fat she break a sweat just breathin'.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#483 2013-08-30 14:39:01
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#484 2013-08-30 14:40:08
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma's a sweet lady.
She'd give you the hair off her back.
#485 2013-08-30 14:40:11
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so fat, when she cut her leg gravy poured out.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#486 2013-08-30 14:40:48
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- Ivy I.V.
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
yo momma so fat... i forget the rest but your sisters a wh*re!
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#487 2013-08-30 14:41:33
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
#488 2013-08-30 14:43:40
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#489 2013-08-30 14:45:27
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma so ugly, when she visited the farm the farmer wondered where the hell that ugly ass donkey came from. "I ain't never seen that ugly mule before. Looks like he's probably lame too. Ugly varmint."
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#490 2013-08-30 14:46:33
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma so short she has to slam dunk her bus token.
#491 2013-08-30 14:49:04
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Yo momma so short, when she walks through the door people think it must have been a ghost.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#492 2013-08-30 14:50:48
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Yo momma smell so bad that last time she came over everyone was wondering when the cooked cabbage was going to be ready.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#493 2013-08-31 01:50:19
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so ugly she went to the Zoo and they wouldn't let her back out.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#494 2013-08-31 01:50:59
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Yo mama so poor she calls Rat Traps 'lunch boxes'.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#495 2013-08-31 01:52:04
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Yo mama so dirty, every time she volunteers at the soup Giant vibrator the hobos have a whip round.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#496 2013-08-31 02:01:58
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Yo mama so greasy that she became a 1992 Winter Olympics Luge Gold Medallist despite being so poor she had to sell her sled to buy a plane ticket to France.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#497 2013-08-31 02:03:33
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-no-it's-coming-toward-us!
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#498 2013-08-31 02:05:45
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...and when they arrived at French customs yo mama was so ugly (even by French standards) that yo Daddy got fined for taking an unleashed wolverine on board an international flight.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#499 2013-08-31 02:08:13
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Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial shot.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#500 2013-08-31 02:10:42
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so dumb she failed her IQ test.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.