...and don't get me started on Elton bloody John.

J. Geils Band - Love Stinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LAs7X5ybE

I can tell ya something else that stinks.

Bee Gees staple when heading up to New England:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc5oqjFsT5g

It's not a great song. It's a good song. If it were titled "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations", and had lyrics so adapted, it would be a great song. Just need to sing that part faster and it works just fine.

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I concur.

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Agreed.  I'm not even a young girl and that song gives me the creeps.  I don't even have a daughter for that matter.  I can't believe that song became such a hit considering how blatantly creepy the lyrics are.

I'll post them here so all can see the creepiness.

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl,
You're much too young girl

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,

Young girl get out of my mind
my love for you is way outta line
better run girl, your much too young girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, Oh,

Young girl get outta my mind
My love for you is way outta line
better run girl, Your much too young girl

So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, Oh,

Young girl get outta my mind
my love for you is way outta line
better run girl, your much too young girl

The Beatles - Octopus's Garden

(url=)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUFcfXgW_dQ(url=)

And that Safety Dance song too.  WTF?!  Who was that?  Men Without Hats?  Good band name too...

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Can't argue with any of those.

Aerosmith - Rag Doll

Lenny Kravitz "Fly Away," if I didn't already mention that one.  I heard it again today and it set my blood boiling.  So bad.